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18 September 2006
Erotic or Platonic: Penn's Psych Dept. Proves You'll Never Just Be Friends
Shira Bender
"He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?” Yes, Avril, you can. Well, maybe not, considering there are only so many monosyllabic words in the dictionary with which to write your lyrical dissertation on male-female relationships, but I can certainly give it a whirl.
First Call Dispatch: Russia
Drew Fink
Anyone who watches recent James Bond or gangster films knows about the Russian Mafia. As far as cultural perception is concerned, Russia has four main exports: 1. Weapons; 2. Beautiful Women; 3. Fossil Fuels; 4. Mafiosi. And number four runs the place.
Editorial: Letter From the Editors
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Van Belch: The Myth of the Ugly Library
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The Bird Flu the Coop: Dead Pigeons Scare the Hell out of Me
Kelly Cataldo --
Smokeless Inferno: Smoking Bans Restrict Our Rights
Philip Rocco --
Real Men Do Cry: What American Sports Can Learn From Soccer
Adam Goodman --

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