Welcome back to Penn
I hope you enjoy yourself
Don’t get too drunk man.

I have missed Hemo’s
And all its greasy goodness
The sauce must have crack.

Calc 114 sucks
I need to drop it quickly
Or else I will fail.

Where’s 36th Street?
Why is there a boardwalk there?
That must suck for Skulls.

Damn the Poster Sale
I bought a lot of posters
And lost big money.

Fraternity life
Never saw myself in here
Sometimes the house smells.

Goodbye to the Quad
No more RAs for me now
I can drink happy.

It’s been scorching hot
I get burned really easy
It sucks with red hair.

Drinking is for fun
To some it’s a lifestyle
Franklin would be proud.

At night I see that
Guttmann lives across the street
I think that is weird.

No more dining halls
The meal plan is a rip-off
Sitar here I come.

The Dueling Tampons
Make no sense at all to me
Really, what are they?

Hillel food is good
Better than most people think
Yay for all the Jews.

You should read First Call
We are better than DP
And 34th Street.