ACROSS

3. Lawyer turned actor turned Senator turned actor.

4. Chair of the DNC who ran in 2004 and screamed like a madman.

5. He could have run, but he’s too busy saving polar bears.

12. This Democrat is really boring. And from Delaware. Go figure.

13. Electronic voting machine company.

15. Bill is going to make a great First Lady when she’s President.

20. He loves the Constitution. Almost as much as Jesus. Or Chuck Norris.

21. The last person any Republican wants support from.

22. Ran last time, but endorsed Obama over Edwards, his running mate.

23. ESPN anchor turned angry MSNBC host.

24. Tim from Meet the Press who weilds a whiteboard on election day.

25. The Granite State, and the first primary state.

DOWN

1. This state is known for two things: corn and caucuses.

2. Haven’t heard much about this Green spoiler yet.

6. Former Alaska Senator, turned crazy old man.

7. Mayor running for President. Thank God it’s not John Street.

8. He loves the Constitution. Almost as much as the gold standard.

9. Get ready for Super-Duper-Mega-Ultimate ______!

10. His first name is actually Willard and he ran the Olympics.

11. He’s running for change, and Oprah loves him.

14. Governor of New Mexico who really wants to be VP.

16. The bow-tied pundit _____ Carlson.

17. Mayor who might run for President - and pay for it all himself.

18. He saw a UFO. Seriously.

19. He’d probably be running if he didn’t have a machine for a heart.