ACROSS
1. Faith Hill song: "Caught up in the ___, the slow and steady rush"
5. Title of song: "Killing me softly with his ___"
11. Title of Marvin Gaye song: "We're all sensitive people"
12. Whitney Houston song: "I will always love you... you are my ___"
13. Meg Ryan can't sleep, so much fucking rain.
14. Adam's love. What guy wouldn't love a woman made of ribs? Mmmm... ribs.
15. Ross FINALLY got together with her in the end
17. Movie heartthrob + UN Ambassador = Lots of kids
18. She was too good for the Beast
19. Scientology couple. Also, strangely enough, a kind of housepet-gone-wild.
23. Title of Sade song: "He's loved in seven languages"
24. Shakespeare's "star-crossed lovers"
25. The Beatles thought all they needed was love, until she broke up the band.
26. Bonnie's partner-in-crime

DOWN
2. Best-selling aphrodisiac on V-day, besides Viagra, which comes in a close second.
3. These are forever (and fresh from the De Beers mine in Rhodesia)
4. Celine Dion song: "Love can touch us one time and last for a ___"
6. She actually married a tobacco baron, not John Smith. Hey, money talks.
7. Affleck couple name: both times
8. Meg Ryan has an orgasm (in this movie - not in real life, of course).
9. Title of BSB song: "There you were, wild and free”
10. Title of NSync song: "Keeping your faith when it's gone"
16. Elvis song: ____ Hotel
20. Marge's hairless counterpart
21. Ken's plasticized playmate
22. Bert's "partner" (Yes, we mean it like that.)